You know you're a Beemerphile when:

1. good nutrition is the source of all life;
2. granola will save you from all mental and physical problems;
3. Dark Beer and Bratwurst is a basic food group.

1. in a fern bar;
2. while drunk;
3. at 160 kph.

1. the bike is very attractive with it's unusual graphics;
2. the rider must be very good since he is wearing racing leathers;
3. he must be passed immediately.

1. the nearest Starbucks franchise;
2. a quick afternoon blast up a wiggly road;
3. people who have never heard of your home town.

1. get all the literature on the newest Superbikes;
2. buy the bike with the best stereo;
3. rebuild your Beemer and spend the difference touring Europe on it.

1. your old bike has almost 20,000 km on it and is worn out;
2. you want to "keep up with the Joneses";
3. you believe it is your duty to buy one every Decade whether you need it or not.

1. cook a mouth-watering souffle;
2. discuss the niceties of international politics;
3. bench-press an R1100GS while you change the tire.

1. the concierge doesn't know your first name;
2. the hot tub is more than 5 feet from the hotel pool;
3. the rock under your tent isn't big enough to be a really good pillow.

1. a sign of your status in the motorcycling sub-culture;
2. attractive to young ladies;
3. black.

1. turn off the engine;
2. be used to play tricks on your friend's bikes;
3. launch ground-to-ground missiles at Volvos driven by idiots.

If you did not answer "C" to ANY of the above questions, you are on the wrong planet and must leave immediately.

-- Brian Dawson, Vancouver B.C.

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